On the calendar for tomorrow: PLUMBING AND ELECTRICAL FIXTURE INSTALL. Seriously, electricity. This will change everything and maybe the blog will no longer have to shut down at 4:30 PM.
Also, Google Analytics says that:
(1) Someone found this blog by searching for “ugliest house in the world.” I WIN. This is so awesome.
(2) Someone else found the blog by searching for “knock knock refrigerator is running joke.” This is also awesome because it means I am not alone in completely lacking the ability to retain and retell even the most rudimentary and simplistic excuse for a joke. Seriously, this is the only joke I can remember: What is brown and sticky? Bonus points if you know the answer. (NOT YOU, BRANDON.) Anyway, hearts to you, my joke-jumbling soulmate.